HELLO, WORLD!

Sophie G. Opferman does not live here.

Teleport to the real site. Or keep scrolling.

I'm not the boss of you.

*flourishes finger like dueler's sword*

"I am here to help!"

That was a lie.

I am not here to help; I am Sophie!

I may seem like a silly
person on the outside...

but deep inside I’m even sillier.